Nick can't hear any of Rita's songs without hearing the "I was nervous" quote, his voice is super scratchy today, Fifi: "You've got three frogs in there", we got an adorable "*cough* Excuse me" on mic
Nick thinks Tina is wearing a jumper that looks like she killed a character on Sesame Street, Oscar the Grouch, she objects saying that it's khaki and fluffy, last night Fifi spent an hour lying awake thinking about buying black dungarees, Nick thinks she's trying to look like Alexa Chung wearing dungarees but will actually end up looking like Mario or Luigi from Super Mario Brothers, or a plumber, this is part of why Fifi had to think about it for a long time, Nick thinks dungarees are for toddlers, yesterday they did some X Factor filming and Rita "known for her excellent fashion choices" was wearing dungarees and a fishnet top that was a bit risque, Yasser thinks he might like a bright red dungaree but Nick says that's "too Mario", Yasser looks very smart today, even better than when he and Nick hung out in Parliament, now that Yasser is doing a regular show where he has to talk about his life he's starting to spend a long time thinking about stories he can tell, Nick says the benefit of being on early (for both of them) is that none of his friends are awake and listening, Nick says just swap out names and say that any embarrassing story is about Tina, but not himself because there are enough embarrassing stories out there about him